Monkey Number 1 Says

MSNBC - Mack is one of a growing number of men — from construction workers to athletes and businessmen — who've found a passion for pantyhose, claiming they wear the hosiery for support, comfort and aesthetic purposes. Luckily, there are now pairs made specifically for men so that they don't have to ravage their wives’ or girlfriends’ dressers to nestle into a pair of nylons. The "mantyhose" comes in a variety of colors and designs, but, Katz says, basic black holds the title as most popular. "There are a lot of guys who like wearing the product because of the benefits — the support, the warmth — but the gender hang-ups about pantyhose are still so pervasive," he said. Many men who wear "mantyhose" say it isn't them or even other guys who are embarrassed —it's mostly their wives and girlfriends.


I’m going to be as clear and concise as I can with this one. If a dude wears mantyhose that means he’s gay or a cross dresser. Not that there's anything wrong with that...