Monday, May 03, 2010

Local officials are issuing a public warning for wednesday May 5th to all local taxi and transportation workers. The warning comes in light of knowledge of a young male who is known to frequent the local nightclubs, is to arrive in town. This individual has a history of attacking defenseless cab drivers. He is regarded as a dangerous offender and likely to re-offend. The individual known as Patrick Kane once assaulted a minority taxi driver over 20 cents. If you should see this man. Please stay away from him and do not pick him up. Doing so would be putting your life at risk. If you should see Mr. Kane, do not approach him.

"It is our assessment that the public need to be armed with the knowledge of these events, so they can take the necessary steps to secure their homes, cabs, busses and vehicles.", states Ryan Kesler of the Vancouver Canucks Local Hockey club . "We are doing everything possible to identify and apprehend this individual. If you can help us in any way, please call Rick Rypien.

Friday, April 16, 2010


Really, that wasn't a high stick? Even if the Zebras missed it, surely the guilty fellas name was on the end of the stick danging fron Hank's head??? Great game, even an 11 year old from the Isle of Man was loving it. Can't wait til tomorrow's game.

Thursday, March 04, 2010

Tiger Woods' caddie Steve Williams claims he would have "blown the whistle" if he had known of the world number one's affairs.

Speaking in an interview that aired on 60 Minutes in his native New Zealand, Williams insisted he would not have remained silent if he had any knowledge of what was happening off the course.

"In some people's perception, I'm involved in it and I've committed a crime or I've done wrong," Williams said. "The truth is I knew nothing.

"If the shoe was on somebody else's foot I would say the same thing, that it would be difficult not to know, but I'm telling you 100 per cent that I knew nothing.

"It's been the most difficult time of my life ... because every single person believed that I should know or did know or had something to do with it.

"I'm a straight-up sort of person. No-one that has ever watched him on a golf course would suspect anything would be going on. I'm under siege, it's been a difficult time.

"If I had known something was going on, the whistle would have been blown."

Williams added that while he is angry with the 14-time major winner he will not be "beating him with a stick" as a result of his behaviour and has no intention of severing their association.

"Of course I'm mad at him, why would you not be?" Williams said. "I'm close with his wife and he's got two lovely children and he's let them down.

"But when a guy's having a tough time, it's not up to me to beat him with a stick. He's getting enough grilling from everybody else. When you're a true friend ... that's when somebody needs your support ... that's when you don't walk away.

"Tiger's one of my closest friends and he needs my support right now and I'd never think of walking away. When I talk to him, I don't talk to him about what's happened. I talk to him about the future and about what we're going to try to accomplish and how we're going to get over it."



Well, further proof that Tiger's caddy is a douche and covering his ass hoping for another gig. Ten to One that tiger comes back with Fluff to carry the bag. Hopefully he pries his back from Furyk, and goes back to a professional he never should have dropped. Sure Fluff did alright, but the Kiwi got way to rich while acting like the biggest ass on tour.

Monday, March 01, 2010


Thanks to Lex, and Evan before him for the photo. And damn you Geo for being a weenie. Geo was high and mighty that the evil Americans would win, but backed out on a bet for steak at Gotham's when I wouldn't front him goals in the game. I battled back with 'the Yanks are undefeated' and he countered with 'the Canadian team has home ice.' I boo you like you booed Sarah Doc...Boooooooooo! Wonderful hockey, it was all anyone would talk about today at work: tremendous thing.

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Well kids. This is my watch, had her for years and quite enjoy wearing her. I've always had a problem with the pins from the band coming loose from the body of the watch itself. Thought I'd take a photo of said watch nestled atop of some vegaetables for to nights dinner and point out something...I freaked out when Sid the Kid scored, jumping up, pumping my arms and clapping like a mad man. The watch flew off my wrist and came to rest about 20 ft. away. And it doesn't work anymore...but is forever frozen in time. So, question...do I keep it as it is, and commemorate the moment somehow, or do I fix it? A wee problem, so proud of our country right now!

Wednesday, February 24, 2010


Step aside Marty, there's a new kid in town. And me thinks he's gonna take us all the way. Can't wait to watch Friday's game in its entirety. This work bullshit gets in the way of enjoying the Olympics. Another four Canadian metals today...gotta like it.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Take us to the promised land Lou...wake this club up and take em all the way!!!!

Sunday, February 21, 2010

A few words in my return to posting here:

Shutter Island is perhaps the best film of the year,

Wolfman was not.

I enjoy pruning, and love being truly in love.

My new mutt ain't a Border Collie, but is loveable none the less.

Luongo will start on Tuesday...Proger is still scum...

More to come...