How desperate can you get? The following account may provide an answer.
A Colorado man claimed to be a police detective in order to obtain free X-rated movies from an adult shop.
Off course he didn’t get them. But he insisted. According to police report, the impersonator tried to fool the employees of the adult store on three separate occasions during a period of nine days last month (on July 18, 19 and 26). He told employees that he was a detective and he needed copies of the X-rated movies to make sure that there were no under-aged performers involved.
After shop employees turned him down three times, the manager called police.
The impersonator wasn’t all talk. He showed the store’s employees a badge and left them a business card from the Longmont police "age verification unit." The unit doesn’t exist.
"It was inventive on his part, I'll give him that," Cmdr. Tim Lewis said according to The Denver Post.
Inventive and cautious - the business card he left had no identification whatsoever on it, but police investigators have images from the shop’s surveillance camera and they are currently looking for him.
Lewis said the police department does not have detectives that verify the ages of those involved in the pornographic industry.
"That's a little too specialized for us," he said.
2 comments:
He has a swell ponytail - but I'm wondering about that brace on his arm...think he's left handed by chance?
SWEETIE!!! I TOLD you to stop doing that. Seriously. If your that embarrassed about renting porn I SAID I'd do it for you. Geez.....knock it off! And stop trying to pass it off on your friends. We all know it's you. I never should have bought you that clip on pony tail. Sigh.
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