Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Please take the time and watch this link...it shows the RCMP murdering a man. This story has caught my attention since it went public. Wow, I'm completely stunned. This man was agitated obviously. He was also behind glass and completely alone. NO THREAT! His only weapon appeared to be a tv dinner type end table. Holy shit, to finally see four fucking full grown men in body armor opt to taser a man/then kneel on his throat as opposed to simply taking him to the ground physically makes my tummy turn. Interesting to see that after the 'code red' has been announced in the airport; the officer who fired is calmly winding up the taser cable. The last man in appears to 'get tough' in the mayhem - and the redheaded kid makes quite the show of closing his baton by smashing it near the victims head! All the while, these 'emergency responders' do little other than fidget and look freaked out. There appears to be no attempt at first aid. Do they not carry pocket shields? Are they not trained in CPR? I know I am - however I'm not licensed to kill: only educated in an attempt to save. I'm absolutely appalled and would love nothing more than to see these 'insert nauseous adjective here' federal police officers sentenced to life. I hope the Polish Embassy makes a load of stink, and refuses to let this go away. I want to read the story of these cops trials and subsequent convictions. Why do I know it won't happen? Keep an eye out in the boonies if you're pulled over - that's where these fuck-ups will end up; the RCMP has a way of looking after their own. I've never been as ashamed to call this country home as I am now. Truly people, this is a national disgrace. Lordy.

http://www.cbc.ca/mrl3/8752/bc/ondemand/video/YVRTASERVIDEO.wmv

Sorry you'll have to paste - but I can't figure it out, and am truly too disturbed to learn/and or find an image to accompany. Wow.

Also a hearty 'fuck you' to the twits who attempted to keep this tape from the public. Thinking of recent events, I wonder if the RCMP has fallen to bits and needs disbanded or gutted from the top down...

I'm honestly ill right now...a pox on those cops. Alas, I'll assume it fair in thinking they are resting their wee 89 IQ filled skulls on pillows you and I paid for. I for one will be contacting my federal representatives tomorrow demanding an inquiry. This is as ghastly as anything I've ever seen.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007




You Are A Vampire



You have a real thirst for bliss, and you consider yourself a true hedonist.

And you're not afraid to walk alone in life, if it means getting what you truly crave.

You truly enjoy entrancing people. Not to mention the ensuing pleasures of the flesh.

Your tastes have been called decadent and bizarre. You usually give in to your temptations, no matter how primal



Your greatest power: Your flawless ability to seduce and charm



Your greatest weakness: Human flesh



You play well with: Werewolves

Monday, November 12, 2007



Three games in a row...and games upcoming this Wed. and Fri. It's time for a bold prediction think I. I know Geo awaits a creak from the wheel...

Naslund, Sedin and Sedin will finish in the top five for points scored by a line if Coach Vignaeult keeps them together.

This team has what it takes to weather the storm and go deep.

Hold on Everyone.

Both upcoming games will be one-goalers. The Canucks will win both.

Hold on.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Defensive Woes Updated:

Sources tell TSN that Vancouver Canucks defenceman Kevin Bieksa's injury is worse than originally feared. "It could be months not weeks" is how Bieksa's prognosis is now being described.

Bieksa was originally expected to miss eight weeks after sustaining a deep cut on his right calf from the skate of Predators' forward Vernon Fiddler during the Canucks 3-0 loss to Nashville November 1st. That cut that was deeper than the Canucks initially thought.

Bieksa underwent surgery to repair the damage and was fitted with a cast following the procedure.

The belief is once the cast comes off, the Canucks blueliner will have to endure a lengthy rehabilitation process.

After a breakout campaign last season, Bieksa signed a three-year $11.25 million contract in the off season to anchor the Canucks blueline. He struggled in the early going with one goal and three assists in 12 games this season.

Meanwhile, Bieksa's teammate, Sami Salo is considered to be at least four weeks from returning.

Salo, who suffered a severely broken nose and cracked sinus cavity in the same game is having difficulty breathing due to swelling.

Lukas Krajicek, a third member of the Canucks defensive corps is likely at least two weeks away from returning after cracking a bone in his ankle last month

Oh my, Oh my...

Vid of the streaker from the Whitecaps vs Galaxy friendly match that brought Mr Beckam to Vancouver. Tell me, why is it that security guards are such weak tacklers? I'll admit it's probably not everyones cup of tea to tackle a naked stranger in the middle of the pitch, it just always seems to be a weak attempt! Thoughts? Love how the player teed up the ball and almost nailed him with it though...

On another note, Matt Cooke continues to be an embarrassment to my beloved Canucks. Once again, he throws a questionable hit and leaves Ohlund (yes Ohlie!) to mop up his mess. And now get this - Ohlund goes with UPPERCUTS to battle Dion Phaneuf. Gotta love that Ohlie. I've said this before, but I'll play the broken record card: Matt Cooke is a marginal player, rarely hits the net, and never backs up his bullshit antics on the ice. He's a shit disturber and not a particularly talented one. I'd love to see the prick gone - there's gotta be a reason he was voted "the most hated player in the NHL' a few years back.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

snl-Dick in a Box

Just had to share this again in case any of you haven't actually seen this. Makes me laugh everytime.

Random Notes from this Wed Evening:

1. Happy birthday JFu you young bugger.

2. My niece is now in Honk Kong and will be updating her Asian holiday via her blog. She's listed under my links.

3. For Jacqui: Thinking I came up with a solution the the travel dilemma re. our Pop. Got him a sizeable gift certificate to FlightCenter for his upcoming BD. Ian is following suit, as will Rory I suspect. Let's see him not go now with all those $$$'s just laying there!

4. The Canucks will win by two goals tomorrow night. I will be wearing my Luongo jersey. Thusly - they must.

5. If the gangland shootings continue at this pace in Vancouver, there will be no more gangsters by the time the Olympics arrive. Then the Revolution will strike and take over our rightful position in this province.

6. Apparently the Mood isn't safe either: I just heard about a murder in NewPort Village from this past winter...heads up Doc!

7. Helene has arrived and is blogging like mad from la (le?) bell(e) province!
http://lnetlxchezlescaribous.blogspot.com/

8. Just received word that I will be OFFICIALLY hanging in Cloverdale from early January to early March doing back to back 'years' of my warehouse training. Should be some sweet times. Anyone knowing of motels/hotels/fleabag flophouses in the area ought let me know APAP. All those living in the Lower Mainland and reading this, take note: Your place will become said motels/hotels/fleabag flophouses apres noon on Friday. Warehouseman don't work past noon on Fridays!

9. TV without HDTV is, as Ron might say, for suckers. And yes JFu - HDNET is some seriously good programming.

10. Hmm - lacking a tenth point...hmm...Bailey is getting a bath and a haircut tomorrow, hope you all are as well!
Producers of the new Star Trek movie are to hold an open casting session for people with "unique" features to appear as extras in the film.

The studio said it was interested in people with unique characteristics like "long necks, small heads, bug eyes, large foreheads and oversized ears".



How perfect - and he's out of work to boot!

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

The Cars-Hello again(1984)

I was doing a little research into the life of Andy Warhol, and came across a link to him in this video. Man oh man - the Cars were some wild shit. Like the famous SNL 'More Cowbell' skit - you just don't hear synthesizers like this anymore. And didn't the lead singer (one freaky looking lad for sure!) marry some super hot model?

'Get your money for nothing, and your chicks for free'

Monday, November 05, 2007

Citing "two Swedish ice hockey sources," the Canadian newspaper reported that Forsberg left the ice after about an hour and told reporters he didn't pass his "personal test." He apologized to fans who bought tickets for the Karjala Cup, an annual event between Finland, Sweden, Russia and the Czech Republic. He then reportedly told the media that he realized he "made a fool of himself" and said, "I just can't do it."

It looks as though one of the greats of my generation is done. This was a player unlike others. Skilled, strong as an Ox (willing to play tough and dirty to boot!) and as good a goal scorer as any. Best of luck Foppa, and thanks for the memories. Think the best was watching him finish the game (obviously injured hard core) and get ye olde spleen removed afterwards...who says Swedes are soft?



According to the Globe and Mail, Forsberg left the ice at Sweden's national team practice on Monday after an hour, saying his ankle wasn't holding up.

"It's extremely tough and I know that everyone can understand how I feel," he told a Swedish television station.

"It doesn't feel good, I always try to stay positive, but today is a very dark day."

Seinfeld Lost Episode - Kramer At The Laugh Factory

In keeping with the Seinfeld theme...this is so fucking funny...

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Jerry Seinfeld on the Larry King Show

God I hate Larry King....

For Lex:


If you're gonna change teams: here's Bob kissing center ice at the old Forum - I'll stick to Anglo ground myself! HeeHee.
A reported article pertaining to a comment received here that implied my description of Kevin Bieksa's injury was exaggerated:

BIEKSA PROGNOSIS WORSENS

The post-surgery prognosis on injured defenceman Kevin Bieksa could be worse than first feared.

Not only was Bieksa's calf lacerated Thursday against Nashville, it's believed the upper Achilles tendon of the Vancouver Canucks defenceman may also have been cut. That could lengthen the rehab process from two to four months. Bieksa remains immobilized in a cast up to his thigh.

And the Flamer's lost last night - beautiful.

Saturday, November 03, 2007



Boys and Boxes is an exhibition by Kamloops artist Ian McDonald that features approximately 42 photographic portraits of technicians working at Highland Valley Copper, Canada’s largest open pit copper mine located near Logan Lake, an hour's drive southwest of Kamloops. The workers, all men, are specialists in a variety of trades, and the portraits include those of welders, heavy duty and automotive mechanics, electricians, machinists, tire men, and millwrights. McDonald, who also works at Highland Valley Copper, has photographed each man standing next to his tool box.



The men portrayed in Boys and Boxes are members of the United Steel Workers Union Local 7619. Their tool boxes are individualized with stickers, magnets, posters, and other decorations, and can be understood as physical extensions of the men’s personal identities. As portraits of individuals within a collectivized environment, the images examine the ways in which individuals assert their uniqueness within the group. Photographing with the camera at eye-level, McDonald creates equality between viewer and subject in these sensitive portraits.

Boys and Boxes is also a rare study of the mining industry’s demographics: nearly all the men in the photographs are in or near their fifties, representing a generation that came of age when trade opportunities were few and highly sought. Most of these men have worked at Highland Valley Copper for 20 years or more, and have experienced the miner’s life of closures, strikes, and mergers. McDonald’s images present a sociological perspective on an industry that is often viewed only through the lenses of economics or the environment.



The Kamloops Art Gallery is proud to present McDonald’s first solo exhibition in a public art gallery and to pay tribute to the mine workers in our community. The exhibition is accompanied by a full-colour catalogue with an essay by Thompson Rivers University instructor Terryl Atkins.


Twas neat to see the lads I know so well portrayed in this show. I pointed out men I liked, disliked and even guys who I knew intimately through ERT rescues to Jaime as we perused the portraits. The correlation between the men and their toolboxes was an interesting study - but I found the photography boring. That could be due to the fact that the subjects and their surroundings were so second-nature to me, but I went in expecting something more; more insight. I await the one reply whose opinion will be relevant...
I've already sent a shot at Mr. Brown via Facebook, and thusly I predict here that the Canucks will win this evening. I won't say by how many, who's gonna score etc. - but they will win. Mark my words. For those of you who disagree, here's an idea. If you're correct in your negativity, and reply by 9:30pm this eve; and shamefully pick the Avs to win (and they do) I will buy you a beer. Of course if I'm correct - it'll be Stella for me. Any takers???

Friday, November 02, 2007



Good morning and welcome to the Friday Freak-Out:

A little bit about last evening: My lovely lady, Jfu, myself and another couple decided on a night out for a few beverages at a restaurant in town that's owned by a group of NHL players. The draft beer tasted like salt, and was quickly abandoned for bottled brew. The server seemed uninterested when I suggested he sample the draft. (Two varieties were off,so there was obviously a problem with the lines.) He also left us dry far to often, but larger problems loomed. After said couple left, the three of us headed up to the lounge to catch the rest of the Nucks PPV game. Uh no - the bartender proceeds to tell us that the PPV costs 'like 3000 bucks, so we don't have it.' I am shocked and say something like 'But this place is owned by a bunch of hockey players!' We leave, find the game on across the road and watch the fallout. A blurb follows re. the chophouse that will likely NEVER see another cent of my hard earned cash:

Players Chophouse
Catch a game, join friends for a drink or enjoy a meal at Players Chophouse. The extensive menu includes fine chops and steaks, pizzas, pasta and more. The lounge features leather sofas and a fireplace while the rooftop patio is ideal for catching some rays.


'Catch a game' - uh, no.

Ok now onto the game: Team 1040 is reporting:

Sami Salo has a broken orbital bone, per Team 1040.

Kevin Bieksa has a 60% severed achilles tendon, per Team 1040.

Good luck to Sami and Kevin, as they appear to have a long road ahead of them recovery wise. As for Luongo getting booed by the faithful at GM Place; I've just seen the replays and I think I may have booed as well. All that said, the Canucks may be in fine pecking order in '08's draft.


This is simply put - fucking awful. I'm not going to whine or rant; the pain is still too fresh.

On other notes:

My 'hellish hole' improved by leaps and bounds since Wed. The hole is now merely a slit, and if all progresses well - this VAC treatment will be done next week.

I had a conversation yesterday with my WCB pion (contact - really, I didn't mean to call him something mean!) regarding what I'm being paid. After reading him some well researched data (thanks to my sexy lawyering lady) I arrived home this morning to a call stating that he was in fact, fucked in the head, and that we were, in fact, correct. Thus I'm now maxed out and will be getting a retroactive raise of $45 per week. Every bit helps right?

Over and out - enjoy yer weekend peeps.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Where's my money?

Oh man, love that crazy Stewie.



And the world crumbles for the Swiss Miss. Many moons ago, I had many a fantasy re. young Martina. It all began with a GQ photo shoot of her in a naughty/clingy black dress! Then she hooked up with Sergio Garcia. My affection wavered. Now we'll hear/see nothing from her ever again (hopefully) as she retires from tennis having allegedly tested positive for cocaine. I'm shocked that cocaine is still hip. How long til we find athletes on meth? All hopped up - having to take a break from the action to let teeth fall out/ pick at a scab - whatever?! Sorry to see ya go like this missy, should have retired with that ankle injury after all huh?
Today in History:




Jacques Plante broke with tradition and changed the face of hockey forever.

Jacques Plante was to become one of the National Hockey League's greatest goalies, but was never one to rest on his laurels. He would dare to be different and go against the game's "macho" traditions by wearing a protective face mask, and developed a very personal style of play in front of and behind the net.

The turning point came in a game at Madison Square Garden on November 1, 1959, when a powerful slap shot shattered his nose. After receiving a total of 200 stitches on his face, he decided he had paid his dues to the gods of the national sport and stubbornly held his own against coach Toe Blake, who believed a player had to "fight for his life" to play well. That same night, with his face sewn from nose to lip, Plante agreed to return to the ice only if he was allowed to wear his mask, which he had worn in practices since 1955. This cream coloured mask drew a mix of criticism, admiration and wisecracks. Nevertheless, the team won by a score of 4 to 1. To keep wearing the mask [which he was supposed to give up once he was healed], Plante outdid himself by leading the team on an 11-game winning streak and eventually winning the Stanley Cup the following spring.

A resourceful and stubborn individual, Plante did not fit hockey stereotypes. The oldest of 11 children in a Shawinigan family during the Depression, he knew how to cook, sew, and knit. A sports columnist remembered seeing him in goal for the Montréal Royals at age 22 wearing a toque and jersey he had knitted himself.

Plante produced the masks himself. He made several models for himself and fellow players, constantly improving their strength, visibility and lightness. In the 1960s and 1970s, protective masks with captivating graphics flourished in the NHL. Today, players wearing helmets and visors are a common sight.

But even his masks could not outshine Plante's free-ranging style in the goal crease. The mask made Plante more confident, daring and astute. He had a very unique technique of moving out of the crease to cut down angles and stop pucks or pass them to his defencemen behind the "cage." In various ways, Jacques Plante managed to influence and shape the rules of the game. His innovative spirit gave hockey a new face.