Thursday, November 01, 2007



And the world crumbles for the Swiss Miss. Many moons ago, I had many a fantasy re. young Martina. It all began with a GQ photo shoot of her in a naughty/clingy black dress! Then she hooked up with Sergio Garcia. My affection wavered. Now we'll hear/see nothing from her ever again (hopefully) as she retires from tennis having allegedly tested positive for cocaine. I'm shocked that cocaine is still hip. How long til we find athletes on meth? All hopped up - having to take a break from the action to let teeth fall out/ pick at a scab - whatever?! Sorry to see ya go like this missy, should have retired with that ankle injury after all huh?

1 comment:

Dr. Fatty said...

Any jackass that doesn't think most of these "athletes" and "celebrities" aren't doing cocaine nowadays is a complete moron. What the hell else will these mental midgets do with their money? They don't do serious charity work or travel the world handing out instruments to underprivileged kids (which is what I'd do). They sit around and let nannies and other paid slave labour do all their work. This leaves them with nothing to do but drugs to take them away from their false reality.