Thursday, April 10, 2008

Masters Theme - Augusta - Dave Loggins

I spent the day watching golf, because as you all know, I have fuck all else to do. The course was looking great, and there are a load of the up and coming young studs atop the leader board. That said, every time they went to the scoreboard/commercial - they play this song. And it makes me nuts! Televised golf does itself few favors in general, but this relate of Kenny Loggins truly shows why the game's PR needs an overhaul. It's known as an old mans game, and music that puts you to sleep on the couch (or makes you a raving lunatic), isn't doing much to quell that stereotype. You'll all be happy to know however, that everyone in the top twenty actually resembles and athlete! These guys are getting bigger and stronger, even Phil (Man Tits) Mickelson. He's slimmed down in the off season and built up some major arms. But he will forever be Man Tits to me. When he walked by us at the Presidents Cup, them babies were jiggling...

1 comment:

Random Thoughts said...

Quit dissin Kenny's bro. And btw, for somebody who watches as much golf as you do your picks for the pool sure do suck!